fredag den 12. april 2013
onsdag den 10. april 2013
tirsdag den 9. april 2013
Old stuff.
Did
they have antiques in the olden days?
Can
you plan to be spontaneous?
Why
is carrot more orange than an orange?
If
two identical twin brothers married identical twin sisters, would
there kids be identical?
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mandag den 8. april 2013
Will you marry me?
How
come, at a wedding, the bride doesn't marry the best man?
How
do you know when it is time to tune your bagpipes?
What
would happen if you mooned a werewolf?
Why
do they call them apartments if they are close together?
What
is the opposite of opposite?
mandag den 18. marts 2013
Swamp.
If there were
no sponges living in the oceans, would the oceans be deeper?
Is there
another word for synonym?
Why isn't
there mouse-flavored cat food?
Where do
forest rangers go to 'get away from
it all'?
lørdag den 16. marts 2013
fredag den 15. marts 2013
Pento.
Why do they
call a building a building, when it is already built?
If a word is
misspelled in the dictionary, how will anyone ever know?
What is the
speed of dark?
Why doesn't
Tarzan ave a beard?
torsdag den 14. marts 2013
Werewolf.
If people
from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called
Holes?
When people
say “I woke up on the wrong side of the bed”, what side is the
right side?
If all the
world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
Why doesn't
glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
If nothing
sticks to teflon, what makes teflon stick to the pan?
How does the
guys who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?
Why sign
makers go on strike, what do their signs say?
Why can't we
tickle ourselves?
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onsdag den 13. marts 2013
Panda.
If 7-11 is
open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the
doors?
If practice
makes perfect and nobody's perfect, why practice?
How do you
tell when you run out of invisible ink?
If Wal-Mart
is lowering prices every day, how come nothing is free yet?
Why do we
wash bath towels, aren't we clean when we use them?
If money
doesn’t mean make us happy, then what does they do?
If ours is a
man made world, why can't we remake it?
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tirsdag den 12. marts 2013
Why do they call it common sense, when it's so rare?
Why is vanilla ice cream white, when vanilla extract is brown?
What would a chair look like, if your knees bent the other way?
Why do our noses run and our feet smell?
Why is, it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
What would a chair look like, if your knees bent the other way?
Why do our noses run and our feet smell?
Why is, it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
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mandag den 11. marts 2013
lørdag den 9. marts 2013
fredag den 8. marts 2013
My life circle.
Nothing is planned, if I wanna live forever, i will!
If I wanna fly, I will learn.
If I wanna travel the world, oh I will do that!
If I wanna be high all the time, I will.
If I wanna learn, I will.
If I wanna live my life, I will!
torsdag den 7. marts 2013
onsdag den 6. marts 2013
tirsdag den 5. marts 2013
mandag den 4. marts 2013
onsdag den 27. februar 2013
lørdag den 23. februar 2013
onsdag den 20. februar 2013
tirsdag den 19. februar 2013
Walk away.
Everybody is always talking about how much love sucks, and how it's not worth it, but they can't live without it. What if you never let yourself love another person? You can't get hurt, you can live your life in peace and never feel a thing. It's too late when you find it for the first time. Just walk away baby.
Bottle of life!
I don't think life becomes more complicated, when you become older, or yea sure it does, but when you have lived your life, and there's only money and a lot of fun left, I think it's gonna be the best time of your life, the time without complications, and just like.. Life becomes just what you want it to be! You are done doing what everybody tells you to do or be, and no one really cares what you are doing with your life, no one will tell you that there's a long life in front of you, because, yea.. There ain't!
The most important thing, four different times in our life.
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