fredag den 12. april 2013

White horse.


mandag den 8. april 2013

Will you marry me?


How come, at a wedding, the bride doesn't marry the best man?

How do you know when it is time to tune your bagpipes?

What would happen if you mooned a werewolf?

Why do they call them apartments if they are close together?

What is the opposite of opposite?


Just walk.


mandag den 18. marts 2013

Swamp.


If there were no sponges living in the oceans, would the oceans be deeper?

Is there another word for synonym?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Where do forest rangers go to 'get away from it all'?


torsdag den 14. marts 2013

Cartoon.


Bad.



Kind ink.



Werewolf.


If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

When people say “I woke up on the wrong side of the bed”, what side is the right side?

If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

If nothing sticks to teflon, what makes teflon stick to the pan?

How does the guys who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?

Why sign makers go on strike, what do their signs say?

Why can't we tickle ourselves?



onsdag den 13. marts 2013

Panda.


If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?

If practice makes perfect and nobody's perfect, why practice?

How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?

If Wal-Mart is lowering prices every day, how come nothing is free yet?

Why do we wash bath towels, aren't we clean when we use them?

If money doesn’t mean make us happy, then what does they do?

If ours is a man made world, why can't we remake it?



tirsdag den 12. marts 2013

Why do they call it common sense, when it's so rare?

Why is vanilla ice cream white, when vanilla extract is brown?

What would a chair look like, if your knees bent the other way?

Why do our noses run and our feet smell?

Why is, it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?




fredag den 8. marts 2013

Wanna play?


Sour.

Name the worst thing in the world! 
Trust. 



My life circle.

Nothing is planned, if I wanna live forever, i will! 
If I wanna fly, I will learn.
If I wanna travel the world, oh I will do that!
If I wanna be high all the time, I will.
If I wanna learn, I will.
If I wanna live my life, I will!


tirsdag den 19. februar 2013

Walk away.


Everybody is always talking about how much love sucks, and how it's not worth it, but they can't live without it. What if you never let yourself love another person? You can't get hurt, you can live your life in peace and never feel a thing. It's too late when you find it for the first time. Just walk away baby. 


Bottle of life!

I don't think life becomes more complicated, when you become older, or yea sure it does, but when you have lived your life, and there's only money and a lot of fun left, I think it's gonna be the best time of your life, the time without complications, and just like.. Life becomes just what you want it to be! You are done doing what everybody tells you to do or be, and no one really cares what you are doing with your life, no one will tell you that there's a long life in front of you, because, yea.. There ain't! 

The most important thing, four different times in our life. 

Sailer.