mandag den 18. marts 2013

Swamp.


If there were no sponges living in the oceans, would the oceans be deeper?

Is there another word for synonym?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Where do forest rangers go to 'get away from it all'?


torsdag den 14. marts 2013

Cartoon.


Bad.



Kind ink.



Werewolf.


If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

When people say “I woke up on the wrong side of the bed”, what side is the right side?

If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

If nothing sticks to teflon, what makes teflon stick to the pan?

How does the guys who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?

Why sign makers go on strike, what do their signs say?

Why can't we tickle ourselves?



onsdag den 13. marts 2013

Panda.


If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?

If practice makes perfect and nobody's perfect, why practice?

How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?

If Wal-Mart is lowering prices every day, how come nothing is free yet?

Why do we wash bath towels, aren't we clean when we use them?

If money doesn’t mean make us happy, then what does they do?

If ours is a man made world, why can't we remake it?



tirsdag den 12. marts 2013

Why do they call it common sense, when it's so rare?

Why is vanilla ice cream white, when vanilla extract is brown?

What would a chair look like, if your knees bent the other way?

Why do our noses run and our feet smell?

Why is, it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?




fredag den 8. marts 2013

Wanna play?


Sour.

Name the worst thing in the world! 
Trust. 



My life circle.

Nothing is planned, if I wanna live forever, i will! 
If I wanna fly, I will learn.
If I wanna travel the world, oh I will do that!
If I wanna be high all the time, I will.
If I wanna learn, I will.
If I wanna live my life, I will!