torsdag den 14. marts 2013

Werewolf.


If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

When people say “I woke up on the wrong side of the bed”, what side is the right side?

If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

If nothing sticks to teflon, what makes teflon stick to the pan?

How does the guys who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?

Why sign makers go on strike, what do their signs say?

Why can't we tickle ourselves?



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